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Shadowboxing My DemonsWhat's that noise? Your demons talking sh*t...again. What are you going to do about it?! Shadowbox 'em for a full 12 rounds!!! In these performance sunglasses with blue reflective lenses, you'll look like a TKO as your demons turn tail back to where they...
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Eternally in Turbo ModeCan't stop, can't stop, can't stop...won't stop!!! Allocate maximum resources for your VO2 max, boost your speed & look like the bada$$ you are in these performance sunglasses with blue gradient lenses. Maximum performance. Maximum output. STAY TURBO!!!
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Slightly Overcooked LegendPut a fork in 'em 'cause they're DONE!!! Overcooked? More like underestimated...but that ends today. Break that fork & break through others' expectations in these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses. Keep cookin' & give your haters a taste of excellence. Yes, Chef!!!
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Kidnapped by a CyborgSemi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
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From Zero to BlitzedWe stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from...
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Threaten Me With a Good TimeThreaten everyone with a good time with these light pink vintage-inspired square aviator frames with brown, non-reflective lenses. Won't slip or bounce while you hustle at the roller rink like it's 1979. It's like everything is new again.
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Conversation Pit RegularThese rust-brown Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses are our unofficial petition to bring back the most underrated architectural feature known to man: the conversation pit. Go ahead, lose yourself in a sunken lounge of ochre pillows & bad decisions.
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Roller Rink RoyaltyWho cares if you're an amateur skater?! Own the rink and rule the floor with these suave light blue Retro Gs, featuring dazzling reflective lenses. Won’t slip or bounce when gliding through life like royalty, whether it's on your feet or your a$$.
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Lava Lamp OracleTranslucent teal Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses look smart, even when making questionable choices, e.g. allowing yourself to be guided by the molten wisdom of a vintage lava lamp. Don't trust the hypnotic glow of those sexy, morphing wax blobs!
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All Shrimp CleanseThese translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame, a fully adjustable nose piece, and pink reflective polarized lenses that will keep your face lookin’ fresh!!! Mud masks and exfoliation? Nah, we'll stick to The All Shrimp Cleanse.
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Country Club CrasherYour 'Members Only' sign won’t keep us out!!! Throw on these brown tortoiseshell sunglasses and disrupt in style. With a half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame and a fully adjustable nose piece, you’ll stay secure as the high-speed golf cart chase ensues.
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Grim Reaper's Spring FlingGrim Reaper's Spring Fling brings timeless, otherworldly style to our bold, sleek Grand Gs. Perfect for bigger heads or oversized shades enthusiasts, these black frames with black non-reflective lenses whisper in a haunting, raspy voice, “I could claim your soul, but I’d rather claim...
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Certified Pet PsychicCertified Pet Psychic brings big, confident energy to brown tortoiseshell Grand G frames with brown non-reflective lenses. Whether you’ve got a bigger noggin or a major sense of style, these big, bold shades radiate effortless style. No slip, no bounce, all confidence. Perfect for...
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Emerald City TimeshareEmerald City Timeshare brings bold, wicked energy to dark green Grand Gs with green gradient lenses. Perfect for bigger noggins or massive style icons, these shades make every step feel like you’re strutting down your own yellow brick runway. No slip, no bounce, all...
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Casually Juggles BouldersCasually Juggles Boulders brings effortless, bold energy to translucent gray Grand Gs with black gradient lenses. Whether you've got a larger noggin or like to play big with your look, these shades radiate strength and style without trying too hard. No slip, no bounce,...
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Blood Moon BarbecueBlood Moon Barbecue sunnies light up your look with dark red Grand G frames and black gradient lenses. Whether you’ve got a big noggin or just like to live large, these shades bring heat without burning your eyes. No slip, no bounce, all confidence....
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Cashmere Corporate CamoCashmere Corporate Camo delivers bold, elevated style in our Grand G frame. Rich brown frames with brown gray gradient lenses give instant power move energy. Big, modern, no slip, no bounce, all swagger. Sharp enough for boardrooms, cool enough for everywhere else, and dramatic...
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Underwhelming Alien AbductionYou know what’s not underwhelming? These translucent dark teal VRGs with green gradient lenses. Don’t let a mediocre alien abduction ruin your vibe when you can rock shades that make you feel out of this world!!!
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Human Energy DrinkAll powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.
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Today's Special: My DustStylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
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