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Zombie Skin Care RoutineZombie influencer on Insta: "I've been getting a lot of questions about my skincare routine." (Literally NO one asked.) We all know your filthy secret is a steady diet of brains. These gray OGs with black gradient lenses will match your complexion.
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Toasted Marshmallow MagicIs there anything yummier than a warm, gooey, toasted marshmallow?! Yes: these beige OG sunnies with orange-gold gradient ocean lenses. We toasted them to indulgent, stylish perfection without charring them to a blackened crisp. They're *chef's kiss*
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Captain Blunt's Red-EyeThese red aviator sunglasses are named after Captain Blunt, a real pilot who happens to be our co-founder’s dad. That’s the only reference these no slip red frames and polarized red reflective lenses are making. Great for biking, running, golfing, and eating olympic quantities...
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Purple's Midlife CrisisFrom buying sports cars to experimenting with new hairstyles, the quest for rediscovery has never looked better. Purple’s not just midlife-ing—it's midlife-thriving with these translucent pink Mach Gs featuring rose gradient lenses, and you can, too!
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Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?Got a big noggin and a huge flair for style? Enjoy wide-fit luxury with these big pink sunglasses made for honkin’ heads with style to spare. Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and a special grip coating stops slippage or bouncing...
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Call Me Tarmac DaddySuit up, fly high, and Call Me Tarmac Daddy in these black and orange sunglasses to rule the skies. Our over-the-top aviator style frames will have heads turning, and the refreshed colorway will keep you looking sharp, plus polarized UV400 lenses give ultimate sun...
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Carl Is My Co-PilotCarl will be your co-pilot in these pink and teal sunglasses fit for a flamingo. Our Mach G aviator shades are no slip, no bounce, offer full UV400 protection, and will have you feeling the need...the need...for SPEED!!!
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Impromptu Disco NapWho cares if you have a report due at the end of the day? You need to power up so you can go out tonight!!! It's why the disco nap exists. Sweet dreams are made of these translucent gray aviators with soothing orange ocean...
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My Sweat Has an Octane RatingWhen you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)
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Dante's Shin Splint InfernoResidents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
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Aqua Shock ProtocolThe only thing shocking is that others still doubt you, so add another tally to your 'Win' column as you eliminate your competition with Aqua Shock Protocol. In these performance sunglasses with green reflective lenses, you'll keep stunning your haters as your "L" column...
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Born for the Highlight ReelYou're a natural, a prodigy, a force to be reckoned with. Others may imitate you, but you could never be duplicated. You were Born For The Highlight Reel!!! And in these performance sunglasses with purple reflective lenses, it's only a matter of time before...
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Too Lit To QuitIn these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses, let the world know that you always finish what you start. That's right!!! You're a certified finisher, the complete A-to-Z package, and though your haters may fear you, what they fear most is knowing you're Too...
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Deja Vu DaydreamDo you ever get that strange feeling that you've been here before?! Don't worry. It's probably just a glitch in the matrix. We swear you've never seen these dark blue square aviators with purple gradient lenses & vintage flair before. (Or have you?)
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Bunny Slope DropoutWhether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)
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Incognito Plant ParentAre plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a baby bottle of liquid plant food, you might be an incognito plant parent. Keep it on the DL in these sage-green Circle G sunnies w/...
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In My Periwinkle PrimeWe don't care how old you are or what your skill level is. Being in your prime is a mindset. So go hard, or go home. These periwinkle wrap-around shades with teal reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you crush it on the...
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Buoys Don't CryFloating Tidal G sunglasses built for wave chasers and beach bums alike. These black frames with blue reflective water-repellent lenses scream, “I look hot AND I know how to tie a kayak down.” Plus, they refuse to sink, so there's no need to cry...
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Colossal Squid ConfessionsMost embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're...
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Ready the Confetti CannonALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes.
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